What most privileged college students don’t realize is that every dollar spent on Christmas gifts comes directly out of the pockets of the world’s impoverished. Most of Duke’s consumerist whore future I-Bankers will come up with some fancy b.s. economic model to hide the human suffering that hides behind every present you gifted to some other privileged friend. But I’m here to tell 
you the true story about how terrible a person your winter vacation reveals you to be.
You could have gainfully employed yourself in improving the lives of billions, but instead, you sat on your ever-expanding ass and watched Avatar. Think of all the things you could have been doing, namely, what I was doing:
The Weedicle 