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Main Quadrangle—A prayer circle in front of the Chapel has solved all of the world’s problems today, God confirmed. The prayer circle was led by members of Come Pray With Us, a religious group that aims to “bring media attention to the face of Jesus,” its Web site says. The prayer group prayed ardently for at least an hour today, ending a wide variety of global and local problems, including global warming, the economy, war, famine and dwindling attendance at basketball games. “I honestly didn’t know that y’all wanted these things fixed,” God said when asked why he did nothing about these issues before he received prayers about them, “When a few people in Durham, North Carolina started praying about all these problems, I was all like, ‘Why didn’t you pray about this sooner?’ “


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