Office of Student Activities and Facilities—Campus Council deliberated on common area usage in their Thursday night meeting and ultimately decided to separate common areas into unaffiliated and affiliated sections. All independent common areas will be located on Central Campus, and will include such locations as Uncle Harry’s laundry room and grocery store, that piece of [...]
Posts Tagged ‘campus council’
Common Rooms Seperate, But Equal
Posted in Campus, tagged campus council on November 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Hell, No, We Won’t Go To Central
Posted in Column, tagged campus council on October 16, 2009 | 1 Comment »
On behalf of adorable and fluffy pets everywhere, I would like to make it clear that we have no desire, in any way, to live on Central Campus. Campus Council has been grossly misinformed in its policy to allow students to keep pets on Central Campus. Make no mistake: Central Campus is a disgusting hell [...]
Light One Up For Dear Old Duke at 3 p.m. Tomorrow
Posted in Column, Opinion, tagged campus council on October 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Fuck Campus Council. That’s what I say to their silly little plan to slowly stamp out free will on campus by restricting where I smoke. This university was founded on sweet, sweet tobacco and it’s a shame we have stop honoring our founders’ legacy because some people don’t know how to breathe correctly. Let’s let [...]
Smokers To Be Interned In Camps
Posted in Campus, tagged campus council on October 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Residence Life and Housing Services—Campus Council will implement its proposal to sequester all smokers in a camp in Edens Quadrangle, Campus Council President Sean Church said. According to the Campus Council Web site, the reason for the policy shift is to prevent cigarette smoke from interfering with health and lives of “normal, contributing members of [...]
Campus Council Tops Own Incompetency Record, Power-Tripping at All Time High
Posted in Campus, tagged campus council on September 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Great Hall—Shocking many student group observers, Campus Council managed to top its own incompetency records Friday by mangling yet another free T-shirt distribution. Campus Council had previously set the University record two years ago for incompetency by failing to create a proper line in the 2007 Homecoming Pep Rally Homecoming T-Shirt Distributions, which resulted in [...]
