“I, the editor of The Weedicle, certify that all required endorsement guidelines were followed in the formulation of this letter. I understand that failure to adhere to the guidelines undermines the election process, as well as the integrity of my organization and The Chronicle.”
Let me tell you why you should vote for Kitty McGee. Many will spout nonsense like, “oh diversity, we haven’t had a female YT” or “there has never been a ginger Young Trustee.” This reasoning undermines the qualification of Ms. McGee. She is truly, in every way but one, a candidate of the people.
Her platform is based on seven points of her personality, experience and dedication. To find out exactly why we here at the Weedicle feel so strongly about Kitty McGee, please visit her incredibly informative website by following this link. She is so right for this position, you won’t be able to stop oohing and awing over her.
You may be wondering if Kitty is even eligible to run as a write-in candidate. The Attorney-General and the Board of Elections have confirmed, that in the standard operating procedures of the Young Trustee election, there are no rules against species other than humans running for the position. A loophole Ms. McGee intends to exploit fully.
When asked if she thought write-in candidates invalidate the actions of the Young Toolbag Nominating Committee (YTNC) and make the Instant Run-off system specified in the election by-laws an absurdity as it allows for infinite candidates, Ms. McGee responded “I iz rite-in, I can haz Young Trustee pozition!”
Yes you can Kitty, Yes You Can!
